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Kitten?
So I am sitting on the couch enjoying a nice evening cup of DECAF coffee and dad calls my cellphone. "Hey do y'all get the G4 channel?" (Yup, I think the old man has lived in the south long enough. He...
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Once Upon a Time in TiVo Land!
So Tuesday night when I was settling into a the season premier of Tosh.0 I noticed I missed a call on my cellphone. I checked the voice mail and it was Dad and again he was movie happy. A while back we...
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Hungry Like a Wolf!
CJ and I were having another one of our all mature and grown up conversations. "Mom I want a white tiger for a pet". I reminded him he would need a special animal license, that there is only like 100...
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Driving the Bus
So as a late birthday gift to myself, my body decided to get a stomach bug. Yup, I really know how to treat a girl. Unfortunately because of feeling ill I had to cancel a lunch date with Laney today....
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Coming Out
I have been very absent from this blog because I'm lazy and a lot of the things that have been going on are just not appropriate to talk about. I know that these are subjects not to throw out...
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I am so going to tell!
It is rare to find both people in a marriage addicted to the same thing. Not only are Chris and I addicts we are addicted to a very embarrassing thing. Also our girls partake in this. As parents this...
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I will take Humiliation 101 for a $400 Alex.
Well we are breaking in the new church and of course a couple of things popped up. The one I am going to tell you about is the guest speaker. The church brought in a special speaker for a men's...
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Life as I know it.
Bare with me, I'm feeling froggy today.............Ah, North Carolina. It's beauty, it's charm, it's romantic mystery, and it's unique brand of redneck. Yup this place grew me up and is part of what...
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DAWG!
dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!Last post I mentioned my childhood pet. The master of disaster, mystical mutt and the Rock Hudson of yard dogs; Dawg. (Dad called him the Rock Hudson of...
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Because I Said So!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone knows I have a really bad memory. My highly faulty memory springs from a learning disability from childhood. I see it for what it is and do my best with it. My family sees something all...
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Beware the Ides of March
So I loath the month of March. Lets face it for the past two years March has not been a good month for my family. Robbie passed just eight days after his birthday (March 24th), and a year later I had a...
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April Fools
So this April Fools I decided to celebrate such a fine holiday and unleash some of my aggression issues. Boy did I have fun!First Thursday night after the kids went to bed, I bubbled wrapped the kid's...
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Mother's Day is Coming!
This morning as soon as my cute little toes hit the floor my big ugly mouth started nagging. CJ turned on the tv and the girls were not fully ready for school yet. Ok? Let that sentence sink in and...
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Mother's Day and nobody got hurt! SCORE!
Ah, Mother's Day. A day to honor your mother or to watch your family try to honor you. Personally that whole, 'here is one day you MUST show love to your mother' all day is just odd to me. Add...
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Educated Dirty Laundry
Yesterday I did the usual Monday search of Laney's backpack. Yes the search should always be done on Friday so there will be no surprises come Monday, but we all know I am a big slacker in the mommy...
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Forgiveness, it is everywhere.
slight cussing at the 4:30 mark and violence scattered through outLet's play the forgiveness game. Here are the rules.1. Never practice forgiveness.2. NEVER practice forgiveness.3. You must convince...
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Your are fruity in the loops, she is fruity in the loops, I am fruity in the...
Lord, it is me Nicole again. Thank you for my family. They are amazing people. Really I am amazed by them. I just want you to know you do great work and I am thankful for that. Super job and you are an...
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That is how I got SUPERPOWERS!
Today I was chit chatting with my sister on Facebook (because we are so high school) and I dropped this one. "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee and when the caffeine levels get that high I can't eat. So...
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Shallow, shallow, shallow, so much shallowness.
While cooking dinner I let my mind do some wondering. Really it wonders all the time but just for once it felt like I was in semi-control since I gave it permission. So while it was taking it's little...
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How would I be defined?/A bird of a different feather.
This morning I was reading an article about a small North Carolina town. The article was about summertime without air conditioning and the time period was from the late 50's to mid 60's. This line...
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I Can't Believe She Was Serious.
So Sunday Chris made a quick visit by the studio and I decided to go into the beauty shop next door. Laney has been biting her nails and the poor things are nothing but nubs now. I have declared no...
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The Turtle
So for Father's Day I got Chris a turtle. Chris has always thought of turtles as neat animals and I knew it would be a hit with him. What I didn't know was that the whole family would fall for the...
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The Girls and I Got Our Hair DID!
So after years of homemade hair cuts I finally have a FOR REAL hairdresser! See baby steps into adult hood can be a good thing. (Note to son. Ignore that sentence and move out!) One day CJ's hair had...
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Are you sure this is just a Wednesday?
I am normally not one of those people. Those, "Oh crap it is Monday and I desperately miss Friday", people. A day of the week is a day of the week. Some people when they have a bad day will double...
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Excuse me?
The other night while I was standing at the stove cooking dinner Andrea made this comment, "You know your skin kinda feels funny after you shave it". Of course I have to agree with her and pointed out...
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